Have "Boom Boom," Will Travel

In April, when Muin M. Kalla left his job as planning director for the Town of Paradise Valley, town manager John Baudek praised him as a model employee.

Kalla's leaving was marked by a "resolution of appreciation" issued by the Paradise Valley Town Council for the dozen years in which Kalla "rendered valuable service and fulfilled the responsibilities of his office with loyalty, initiative and foresight," helping to "guide the Town of Paradise Valley's growth in many ways," and "loyally and firmly protect[ing] the town's `one house per acre' philosophy."

Nowhere in the resolution does it suggest that the 49-year-old Kalla also might be the sort of man who would publicly express his desire to "have boom boom" with women who worked with him at town headquarters.

Nor does it mention anything about a proclivity for touching women in inappropriate places at inappropriate times--or, when his overtures were rebuffed, for retaliating by writing memos critical of his subordinates' job performance. Nothing in the resolution describes a man who might be capable of following a woman home during her lunch break, entering her home and eventually tossing her onto her bed and climbing on top of her.

These and other allegations against Muin Kalla can be found in another kind of official document: a sexual harassment lawsuit filed by four women who worked in proximity to the planning director at Paradise Valley Town Hall.

When asked if the lawsuit has anything to do with the planning director's seemingly abrupt departure, town manager Baudek says Kalla resigned because he wanted to return to private practice, and that Kalla had "some opportunities in the Middle East" he wanted to explore.

A front-page story in the Paradise Valley Independent reported that Kalla resigned to help rebuild the sacked nation of Kuwait.

Kalla has not relocated to Kuwait, though he has made at least one trip there as an interpreter for a group that included the wife of Senator John McCain. Instead, Kalla is facing the potentially messy lawsuit filed by four former co-workers: Lisabeth Applefield, Bonnie Wieand, Kathleen Chapman and Eileen Rasmussen.

The women, who filed the suit on August 9, allege that Kalla subjected them to a hostile and abusive working environment through a series of boorish sexual advances and retaliatory memos he filed after each rebuff.

The lawsuit alleges that Kalla engaged in all manner of rudeness, that he often remarked how he would like to put his "dick dick" into their "puss puss," that he quizzed the plaintiffs on their sexual habits, and that he once pulled his trousers tight across his groin and made graphic comments to the women.

The suit also names town manager Baudek and the Town of Paradise Valley, alleging that neither Baudek nor the town properly investigated the situation or took action against Kalla. Instead, the lawsuit notes, the town council allowed him to resign and even drafted the formal, public expression of the town's gratitude.

Kalla's attorney, Arthur Carter, says his client denies all accusations. "He is looking forward to vigorously defending himself in court and is confident that after a trial all of the plaintiffs' allegations will be shown to be without merit," Carter says.

Carter has advised Kalla not to speak to the press. That advice might be prudent, considering that in the days after the suit was filed, Kalla was quoted in the Scottsdale Progress as saying, "Just bring a bottle of Raid [to the trial]. This is how we usually take care of the insects. It will all be thrown in these girls' faces."

The women claim that Kalla hassled them in and out of the office.

Applefield, 44, who worked with Kalla as a town planning assistant and secretary, alleges that Kalla once followed her home on her lunch break, entered her house uninvited and demanded to be taken on a tour. In her complaint, she tells it this way: She dutifully showed her superior around, but refused to usher him into her bedroom. Kalla pushed his way into the room anyway, pulled her in after him and threw her on the bed, caressing her breasts and attempting to kiss her. She claims he left only after she convinced him that her mother was scheduled to join her for lunch at any moment.

Wieand, 49, who works as a secretary for town attorney Charles Ollinger, describes incidents in which Kalla allegedly forced her against a wall at the town hall and tried to kiss her while complaining that his "dick dick" was lonely.

Chapman, 20, started work as a clerk-cashier at the town hall in May 1990. Almost immediately, she claims, Kalla approached her, once grinding his pelvis against her.

A year ago, at a dinner for town employees hosted by Kalla and Baudek at La Posada resort immediately after the funeral of former town clerk Mary Ann Brines, the women allege that Kalla began stroking Chapman's hair. Chapman also alleges that Kalla "caressed" her at the town hall.

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Philip Martin