Here Are 100 People Freaking Out Over Arizona’s Fake “Gay-To-Straight Programs”

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Jan Brewer is so fucked up. Read this, please, everyone. Srsly makes me want to cry. http://t.co/YMKCwmdhOY— Yannel Aguirre (@young_yanal) August 22, 2013

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KIDDOBENN: http://t.co/lrOedj9zNo Jan Brewer is far by the most uneducated person I’ve met. #AZGayToStraightProgram #FUCKHER #JANBREWER#RT— INSTAGRAM @KIDDOBENN (@KIDDOBENN) August 22, 2013

“Uneducated,” says the man who used the word “Straigjr.”

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TMI

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Nah girl, they kiddinya ’bout the program.

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ELLEN!!!!

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Sounds worse than normal gay. Let’s hope Jesus can save them.

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Even better, because it’s literally made-up.

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Merriam-Webster shows just one spelling.

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It’s the budget that’s the problem.

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This guy is literally going to murder a woman, using the article as a weapon.

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THE CHILDREN, JAN

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Literally run by Hitler.

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(*Crazy alert*)

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BARACK!!!!

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ANDERSOOOOOOOOON!

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Arizona passed a gay to straight conversion program for all public schools. Excuse me whilst I kill myself— Johnny Stacewicz (@JayBurhd) August 22, 2013

Hey man, if you didn’t already ice yourself, this whole post is about people who didn’t realize this is fake.

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CHER!!!!!

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RACHEL!!!!!

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Superman?

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fuck me ive never seen anything like it http://t.co/w4qSlO9COg

— Hannah Nowland (@HannahNowland) August 22, 2013

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BILL!?!?!?!

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SOMEONE!!!!!

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THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE.

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