Audio By Carbonatix
By Stephen Lemons
Nappy defends prejudiced polecat Russell Pearce, plans to bore Dems at convention. Nickel Bag Joe persecutes Hispanics in the East Valley. Satan keeping Joe’s spot in Hell warm. Buckeye pool closed by nasty crypto bug. D-Backs done-in by Rockies. Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie will probably play in KC, according to Coach W. Hold the mayo: Whites to be minority by 2042. D.L. Hughley’s in town. Julia Child, WWII spy? Eight hundred pot plants confiscated in Gilbert. Cops go on 7-11 run for Funyuns, water.
Governor defends Nazi-hugger Pearce.
Nappy to speak at Dem convention.
County Attorney race a loot-magnet.
Buckeye pool closed by crypto.
Arpaio hunts Hispanics in West Valley.
ASU track champ chases gold in Beijing.
Ankle injury won’t hobble Cards’ Rodgers-Cromartie in KC.
Julia Child, French chef, U.S. spy.
White bread no more: Ofays a minority in 2042.
Eight hundred pot plants seized in Gilbert. Brownies still at large.