By Stephen Lemons
Geezer McCain's got more bounce than Obama? That'll teach the whippersnapper. "Reformer" Sarah Palin billed Alaska for time spent at home. (It's the hypocrisy, stupid.) McCain speech heckler was a Phoenix gal. (You go, girl.) Pro-immigrant firebrand Isabel Garcia cleared in Arpaio pinata controversy. Phoenix Mercury best blast the Shock today, or else. Tucson cockfighters caught holding the, uh, never mind. El Mirage teens popped with cache of AK-47s. And just in time for Christmas, Michael Jackson's not-so-tidy whiteys on eBay. DNA kit sold separately.