By Stephen Lemons
Kidz in the Hall's Double O beat down by Cherry Lounge bouncers. (Don't the dopes know not to mess with the talent?) Valley pimps and hos paddy-wagoned by P-town po-po. Joe Arpaio's numbers tumble in new Rocky Mountain Poll. (Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.) The Rep profiles Gerald Richard, Tim Nelson, and fight against Andrew Thomas. Brandon Webb pitches D-Backs past Pirates. Cards lose guard Carlton Medder for at least four weeks. And Paris Hilton smacks around Old Man McCain. Betcha he likes it that way.
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