By Stephen Lemons
Kyrsten Sinema spanks Ward Connerly, pics to come. Some dood tips strippers with jive Jacksons. Yeah, I just said, "jive." College presidents want drinking age slashed to 18. (Talk about real men of genius!) Tucson po-po blows 99K on Bush trip. Why Sean Hannity's as dumb as he looks. Christina Applegate undergoes double mastectomy, declared cancer-free. ASU Sun Devils scrimmage at Camp Tontozona. Obama will pick running mate soon. (Why can't he just pick Michelle again?) The County GOP's lame-o response to Nathan Sproul's anti-Pearce fliers. And the peso's rise puts dollars in the pockets of Zona businesses.
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