By Stephen Lemons
McCain's people swear he'll take Sand Land. (Anyone else hear that -- the sound of a ship sinking?) Vigil held for fallen Phoenix cop. MCSA protests peacefully at Supervisor Kunasek's office. Photo radar on Valley freeways ready to go. Don't all holler your approval at once. Suns best Spurs in season opener. QB Warner talks contract extension with Cards. Phillies beat Rays in Game 5 to become World Series champs. That McCain worker who did the backwards "B" hoax is released from jail. Nappy stumps for Obama in Ohio as state's economy slides down the toilet. Great work, Guv. Anti-gay marriage wackos look for a win on election day. Queen Creek mother abandons rugrats in emergency room. And Miley Cyrus is scared racy pics will leak out after her 'puter was hacked. Crikey, can't that gal keep her clothes on?
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