By Stephen Lemons
Recall sigs against Mayor Phil due in today. Expect that recall to go down like a Van Buren hooker. Arpaio arrests everyone at Valley landscaping biz, including citizen, legal workers. Hey, who needs civil rights, it's only America? Lush girls get nekkid in Scottsdale to get us to go green. Sorry we missed that. Feds to ERs: Let the undocumented die. Trib sports columnist rips dumb LPGA English-only rule. Good for him. San Diego sweeps D-Backs. Damn those Padres! Cards to start Warner against Broncos. Don't cry, Matt! Arctic sea ice reveals global warming tipping point. R-Cubed blogs live from the Dem convention. And the Luis Vuitton Don Kanye West and Jamie Foxx serenade Dems at Bono party. Doods, where was our invite?