If you're not a fan of Sheriff Joe Arpaio's school-patrol posse, then get a load of what Arpaio kiss-ass Steven Seagal thinks about you.
"Anybody who has criticized me or the sheriff for standing up to help the children, in my opinion, is an embarrassment to the human race," Seagal said this weekend during a simulated school shooting for the posse, according to an ABC News report.
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Others may feel that someone with a lengthy history of publicity stunts is exploiting dead children by inviting the media and a pseudo-celebrity to a simulated school shooting.
"Instructors from the Sheriff's Office SWAT division as well as certified instructor/actor/posse volunteer Steven Segal will lead the all-day training exercises on various aspects on shooting scene management including room entry tactics and hand to hand tactics," Arpaio's press release on the matter said.
Based on Seagal's comment, and the face that "hand to hand tactics" taught by Steven Seagal will never, ever stop a school shooting (did we mention ever?), here's this morning's question: is Seagal a certified doofus?
Cast your vote below:
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