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Please reset the “days without an Arizona-related Comedy Central news segment” counter back to zero.
Thanks to Sheriff Joe Arpaio taking this weekend to exploit dead children by inviting the media and a pseudo-celebrity to a simulated school shooting, Arpaio and Steven Seagal were featured on yesterday’s edition of the Colbert Report.
See also:
–Is Steven Seagal a Certified Doofus?
–Arpaio’s Posse Doing a School-Shooting Simulation With Steven Seagal
–Steven Seagal Resigned Rather Than Face IA Investigation
–New Times Rolls With Joe Arpaio’s School-Patrol Posse; Nobody Dies
–Joe Arpaio Releases List of Posse-Patrolled Schools, Talks Publicity Stunts
The Colbert segment actually does a good job of combining all the ridiculous aspects of Arpaio’s posse-patrol, which isn’t hard to do when Arpaio creates publicity stunts with any sort of longevity to them — like the “birther” investigation.
The Colbert Report segment, starring Arpaio as ass one, and Seagal as ass two, can be seen below:
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