Feathered Bastard

Joe Arpaio's B-Day Wish? Your Money, Of Course

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That's according to Joe's bride of 57 years, Ava, who claims they need the ducats, as the Grand Dragon of the Grand Canyon State will be running for re-election again in 2016.

That is, as long as his top flack Lisa Allen can prop him up in his chair and make him look lifelike for the TV cameras.

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Stephen is a former staff writer and columnist at Phoenix New Times.
Contact: Stephen Lemons