Last Minute Thursday: One O'Clock Shirtless Shots

By Jonathan McNamara

Sometimes you just need a shot. Maybe your parents are parents are coming to visit. Maybe you're three weeks late on rent. Maybe your buddy just kicked your ass in some multi-player video game action and the only thing that will make it better is a short glass of the good stuff taken in one gulp.

Tonight you can libate yourself for one red cent.

Too good to be true you say? Here's the rub: You've got to take off your shirt. Sometimes life is harsh, but don't let that stop you from getting your pasty, third nipple sportin' chest down to Monkey Pants Bar in Tempe tonight to take advantage of this once-a-day deal at 1 a.m.

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Jonathan McNamara