March 3 In Blogs: Jesus, Ace Hotel, Pure Saturdays, Hop Suicide, and Daniel Wayne Cook

​​In the 24-hour news cycle, it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs.

Today’s entries:

Feathered Bastard:
Jesus Christ Was a Liberal, No Matter What Republinuts Say

Jackalope Ranch:
Update: Scottsdale’s Theodore Will Not Be an Ace Hotel

Sheen Family Circus

Up on the Sun:
Pure Saturdays Moves to Disco This Weekend

Three Dog Night’s Cory Wells Talks Lady Gaga, Wallace and Ladmo, Justin Timberlake, and More

Chow Bella:
Zach Ogle’s Hop Suicide

Ace it Ain’t: Hotel Theodore’s Future Still a Mystery

Valley Fever:
Daniel Wayne Cook’s Date With Death Scheduled for April

Jack Harris No Longer Overseeing Phoenix PD; Acting Police Chief Joe Yahner Taking Over Day-to-Day Operations in Wake of Kidnapping-Stats Scandal (Updated)