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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we bring you a little of everything, from scary, to creepy, to just plain weird, and even happy! Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Assault
Guess where this guy lives!
9.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession
ASU, huh? Whatcha majoring in?
8.)
Charges: Interfering with a judicial proceeding
Dude, relax.
7.)
Charges: Aggravated assault, kidnapping, armed robbery
Do you ever think the “luck of the Irish” is an ironic saying?
6.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
A+ shirt, though.
5.)
Charges: Assault
This is the most sailor-looking collection of tattoos ever.
4.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, false reporting to law enforcement, driving on a suspended license, failure to show ID
Guy: “I want to transform my body into the set of an Indiana Jones movie.”
Tattoo artist: “Say no more.”
3.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, assault, theft
Whatever you’re doing, stop it.
2.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Ghosts.
1.)
Charges: DUI, DUI drugs, reckless driving
Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. EW!
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