Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Little of Everything

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we bring you a little of everything, from scary, to creepy, to just plain weird, and even happy! Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Assault
Guess where this guy lives!

9.)

Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession
ASU, huh? Whatcha majoring in?

8.)

Charges: Interfering with a judicial proceeding
Dude, relax.

7.)

Charges: Aggravated assault, kidnapping, armed robbery
Do you ever think the “luck of the Irish” is an ironic saying?

6.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
A+ shirt, though.

5.)

Charges: Assault
This is the most sailor-looking collection of tattoos ever.

4.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, false reporting to law enforcement, driving on a suspended license, failure to show ID
Guy: “I want to transform my body into the set of an Indiana Jones movie.”
Tattoo artist: “Say no more.”

3.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, assault, theft
Whatever you’re doing, stop it.

2.)

Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Ghosts.

1.)

Charges: DUI, DUI drugs, reckless driving
Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. EW!

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