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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
People tend to look pretty glum in mugshots. This week, we only picked mugshots with smiles. Enjoy.
12.)
Charges: Stalking, failure to comply with a court order
Based on the charges, that’s probably how she smiles while watching you sleep.
11.)
Charges: Assault
Do people usually look so scared that they start smiling?
10.)
Charges: Theft, aggravated robbery, endangering the health of a minor
Hang this up next to the yearbook photos.
9.)
Charges: Probation violation
Any guesses on who’s not giving a damn today?
8.)
Charges: DUI, failure to appear
Say cheese!
7.)
Charges: Aggravated assault
Well, that’s a depressing smile.
6.)
Charges: Obstructing government operations, assault, disorderly conduct
That’s even more depressing.
5.)
Charges: Theft
This seems like a more appropriate reaction for winning $5,000, but to each her own.
4.)
Charges: Probation violation, failure to pay a fine
Face busted up? Doesn’t matter.
3.)
Charges: Theft, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, dangerous-drug possession
Out of all the regrets this guy might have, this arrest doesn’t seem to be one of them.
2.)
Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, probation violation, marijuana possession
That’s creepy.
1.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug violation, resiting arrest, possession of drug paraphernalia, prescription-only drug violation
Show off the ol’ pearly yellows.
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