Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: All Walks of Life

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we’ve got folks from all walks of life. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Who knew it’s possible to grow a palm tree on your face?

9.)

Charges: Assault
What is this, the botanical garden?

8.)

Charges: Probation violation
The gates of heaven: Where some mostly naked dude is dancing around and about to get shot by a guy with a bow and arrow.

7.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, probation violation
Guess who needs an attitude adjustment.

6.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct
Disco lives.

5.)

Charges: Probation violation
Sweaters are hard.

4.)

Charges: Armed robbery, marijuana possession for sale, failure to appear
Sorry, NSFW.

3.)

Charges: Unlawful control of transportation, false reporting to law enforcement, endangerment, assault, disorderly conduct
In case you’ve been waiting for your food at a restaurant for an awfully long time . . .

2.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession
Looks like A-Rod’s off the testosterone.

1.)

Charges: Kidnapping, aggravated assault, aggravated robbery
It’s all good, she’s giving the Clinton thumb.

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