Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Amateur Hour

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, it’s amateur hour. To quote Urban Dictionary, “Something that is done sloppily, half-assed, or in an amateur manner.”

10.)

Charges: Aggravated robbery
Well, you can’t dwell on your mistakes.

9.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Always write down the date you plant your azaleas.

8.)

Charges: Probation violation
LOL WTF?

7.)

Charges: Probation violation
Carrot Top!

6.)

Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct, criminal trespassing
If we had to guess, it’s hockey-related.

5.)

Charges: Failure to show ID, driving on a suspended license, failure to appear
Look out ladies, we’ve got a real playboy on our hands.

4.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing, possession of drug paraphernalia
Wow, so realistic.

3.)

Charges: Issuing a bad check
Please stop.

2.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Is this a male stripper/gangster or are we just listing hobbies here?

1.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing, possession of drug paraphernalia
Here’s a guy who probably doesn’t get a lot of job offers for customer-service positions.

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