Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Anger Management

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, our inmates are looking especially angry. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Trafficking in stolen property, dangerous-drug possession, theft, drug-paraphernalia violation, shoplifting
Not even close.

9.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Great. No soup for us.

8.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Dude. What.

7.)

Charges: Reckless driving, criminal damage, failure to stop for a police command, driving on a suspended license
DAG-GUMMIT!

6.)

Charges: Probation violation
Uh, go Devils.

5.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Note to anyone who wants a portrait tattoo: No matter how good the artist is, your loved one is going to look like an ax murderer.

4.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug violation, failure to pay a fine, drug-paraphernalia violation
Phoenix Suns neck tattoo sighting.

3.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct, obstructing a public thoroughfare
We’re reporting this vicious act of vandalism to the proper authorities.

2.)

Charges: Assault, criminal damage, disorderly conduct
NSFW.

1.)

Charges: Failure to appear
You really outdid yourself this time, grandma.

Follow Valley Fever on Twitter at @ValleyFeverPHX.