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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, our inmates are looking especially angry. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Trafficking in stolen property, dangerous-drug possession, theft, drug-paraphernalia violation, shoplifting
Not even close.
9.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Great. No soup for us.
8.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Dude. What.
7.)
Charges: Reckless driving, criminal damage, failure to stop for a police command, driving on a suspended license
DAG-GUMMIT!
6.)
Charges: Probation violation
Uh, go Devils.
5.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Note to anyone who wants a portrait tattoo: No matter how good the artist is, your loved one is going to look like an ax murderer.
4.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug violation, failure to pay a fine, drug-paraphernalia violation
Phoenix Suns neck tattoo sighting.
3.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct, obstructing a public thoroughfare
We’re reporting this vicious act of vandalism to the proper authorities.
2.)
Charges: Assault, criminal damage, disorderly conduct
NSFW.
1.)
Charges: Failure to appear
You really outdid yourself this time, grandma.
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