At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

10.

Charges: Forgery
It's the thought that counts, right?

9.

Charges: Theft, disorderly conduct
Dollar dollar bill, ya'll!

8.

Charges: Probation violation
At least he gets to see jail through rose-colored glasses.

7.

Charges: Probation violation
Like, Mortal Kombat?

6.

Charges: Assault
Ooo! Connect the dots!

5.

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Honk if yer horny!

4.

Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, marijuana possession
Nice, a neck tat of your front door.

3.

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Straight from the dentist's office.

2.

Charges: Threatening or intimidating, obstructing government operations, disorderly conduct
Wow! A four-star general!

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