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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we found the jail’s most awkward inmates. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, marijuana possession
Ew, germs.
9.)
Charges: Failure to appear
A spectacle of spectacles.
8.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession
Look at me now, ma!
7.)
Charges: Burglary
Dude, no one has the time to read a short story on your neck.
6.)
Charges: Transportation theft
She went to Jared!
5.)
Charges: Criminal damage, disorderly conduct
A leprechaun!
4.)
Charges: Probation violation
Look out, this guy’s supercharged.
3.)
Charges: Aggravated DUI
It’s Tony Romo!
2.)
Charges: Fraudulent schemes, taking the identity of another
1.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct, possession of drug paraphernalia
Um, dude, there’s a condom dangling from your eye.
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