At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, we bring your some people that no one should be dating. Enjoy.
Charges: Trafficking stolen property, theft
WHO WEARS A TURTLENECK IN PHOENIX?
Charges: Probation violation
Looks like someone needs a mustache-to-head transplant.
Charges: Shoplifting, disorderly conduct
That does not look like a hockey injury.
Charges: Assault, shoplifting
Is that a tattoo of one of these guys on his face?
Charges: Disorderly conduct, consuming liquor in public, obstructing a public thoroughfare
You know when you have so many bad face tattoos that your head looks like a victim of vandalism?
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Phoenix?! Us too!
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, open container of liquor in vehicle
Charges: Aggravated assault
Your face. What.
Charges: Resisting arrest with physical force
Who's laughing now!? (Everyone.)
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