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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, all of our alleged offenders have had some bad ideas, other than the ones that landed them behind bars. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Aggravated assault, dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Hey, it’s better than a Houston Oilers logo.
9.)
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Charges: Theft
Dis fuggin’ guy.
8.)
Charges: Marijuana transportation and/or sales
That looks more like something that clogs a shower drain than it does a goatee.
7.)
Charges: Probation violation
Say cheese! Woah, just kidding.
6.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
It’s like a sort of yarmukle for Gentiles with gang affiliations.
5.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Nice complement to the Eric Byrnes tramp-stamp.
4.)
Charges: Theft
Anyone else remember this guy?
3.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, failure to pay a fine
Wow! Those are the first three numbers of your phone number too? What a small world we live in.
2.)
Charges: Shoplifting, possession of drug paraphernalia
Perhaps the most elegant details here are the two tattoos of faces, on his face. Or maybe it’s the “fuck you” on his ear lobes.
1.)
Charges: Assault
This looks like it’s going to be a real tough decision for the parole board some day.
