At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, all of our alleged offenders have some profoundly bad style. Enjoy.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Not sure if this is the perfect candidate for a "don't do drugs" advertisement, or just a kid who got way too excited with the grape jelly.
Charges: Driving on a suspended license, reckless driving
7/10 Frank Zappa.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, aggravated DUI
Guess which of the Seven Dwarves this fella is.
Charges: Aggravated DUI
Is this a person or a mushroom?
Charges: Not available
Pardon us, we didn't mean to disturb you on the john.
Charges: Prescription-drug possession
If we had to guess, this haircut is called "cupcake icing."
Charges: DUI, failure to show driver's license
Don't let your dog cut your hair.
Charges: Unlawful flight from law enforcement, driving on a suspended license
The face of someone who's seen some things.
Charges: Criminal trespassing
More of a "good bitch" guy m'self.
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of drug paraphernalia, probation violation
Ya don't say.
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