Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Best Guess

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we take our best guesses as to what’s going on in some of the week’s most memorable mugshots. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Aggravated assault, aggravated assault involving a minor, criminal damage, preventing the use of a cell phone in an emergency, assault
Hello, Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer, and welcome to Mugshots of the Week.

9.)

Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
An old Jonathan Dwyer jersey? We’ll never know.

8.)

Charges: Threatening, assault, disorderly conduct
We’re not going to publish this gent’s name, but he seriously has one of the most Irish names we’ve ever heard.

7.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
A permanent soul patch. The horror.

6.)

Charges: Probation violation
Racing stripe adds around 50 horsepower.

5.)

Charges: Illegal control of an enterprise, money laundering, maintaining a house of prostitution
Who has two thumbs and a leather interior? This guy.

4.)

Charges: Failure to appear
CAN A GUY GET A LITTLE PRIVACY AROUND HERE?

3.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, false reporting to law enforcement, failure to appear, using a fraudulent sales receipt
Here’s a guy who wears hats.

2.)

Charges: Unlawful means of transportation
Wait, are you a Nazi, or do you shoot Nazis?

1.)

Charges: Theft of transportation
Let’s not exclude the possibility that this guy is a radical environmentalist and his neck tattoo says “White Prius.”

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