At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, it's starting to warm up in Phoenix, so maybe the heat's to blame for some of what you're about to see. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Robbery, criminal trespassing A two-tone human.
9.)
Charges: Aggravated DUI This is a mustache style commonly known as "the eighth grader."
8.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia Royalty is in the house; behave accordingly, everyone.
7.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, escape, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia Your face when your mom takes away your Xbox.
6.)
Charges: Armed robbery, aggravated assault, aggravated robbery, marijuana transportation, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of a weapon in a drug offense, endangerment, discharging a firearm within city limits Are you going to let us in on those teeth-whitening secrets, or are you just going to sit there and brag about it?
5.)
Charges: Aggravated assault Actually not the first Yankees face tattoo we've seen.
4.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, disorderly conduct Let's leave the pyramid designing to the Egyptians next time.
3.)
Charges: Criminal damage, disorderly conduct Just jammin' to some Michael Bublé.
2.)
Charges: Probation violation Go D-backs!
1.)
Charges: Theft Who has two thumbs and isn't giving a damn? This lady!
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