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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, it’s starting to warm up in Phoenix, so maybe the heat’s to blame for some of what you’re about to see. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Robbery, criminal trespassing
A two-tone human.
9.)
Charges: Aggravated DUI
This is a mustache style commonly known as “the eighth grader.”
8.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Royalty is in the house; behave accordingly, everyone.
7.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, escape, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Your face when your mom takes away your Xbox.
6.)
Charges: Armed robbery, aggravated assault, aggravated robbery, marijuana transportation, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of a weapon in a drug offense, endangerment, discharging a firearm within city limits
Are you going to let us in on those teeth-whitening secrets, or are you just going to sit there and brag about it?
5.)
Charges: Aggravated assault
Actually not the first Yankees face tattoo we’ve seen.
4.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, disorderly conduct
Let’s leave the pyramid designing to the Egyptians next time.
3.)
Charges: Criminal damage, disorderly conduct
Just jammin’ to some Michael Bublé.
2.)
Charges: Probation violation
Go D-backs!
1.)
Charges: Theft
Who has two thumbs and isn’t giving a damn? This lady!
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