At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, you'll see a lot of colorful characters -- literally and figuratively. Enjoy.
Charges: Criminal trespassing Please put that away. 12.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct The thing is, Jesus is supposed to look like the opposite of a demon.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, consuming liquor in public Street name: Crispy apple.
Charges: Probation violation We can only imagine he let out the Homer Simpson "D'oh!" upon seeing the police.
Charges: Dangerous-drug transportation and/or sales, assisting a criminal syndicate, dangerous-drug possession Not an actual mermaid.
Charges: Criminal trespassing Looks like he was trespassing in the Tommy Bahama store.
Charges: Trafficking in stolen property, theft Um, blue.
Charges: Marijuana possession for sale Can a guy just help customers get the most out of their satellite TV experience?
Charges: Disorderly conduct NSFW.
Charges: Criminal damage, failure to appear Aw man, arrested on 80's night?
Charges: Probation violation High fashion.
Charges: Aggravated assault I got scribble on my face, but don't call me scribble-face.
Charges: Left: Escape, marijuana possession, Right: Disorderly conduct Jail: A Love Story.
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