Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Colorful Characters

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, you’ll see a lot of colorful characters — literally and figuratively. Enjoy.

13.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing
Please put that away.

12.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct
The thing is, Jesus is supposed to look like the opposite of a demon.

11.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, consuming liquor in public
Street name: Crispy apple.

10.)

Charges: Probation violation
We can only imagine he let out the Homer Simpson “D’oh!” upon seeing the police.

9.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug transportation and/or sales, assisting a criminal syndicate, dangerous-drug possession
Not an actual mermaid.

8.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing
Looks like he was trespassing in the Tommy Bahama store.

7.)

Charges: Trafficking in stolen property, theft
Um, blue.

6.)

Charges: Marijuana possession for sale
Can a guy just help customers get the most out of their satellite TV experience?

5.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct
NSFW.

4.)

Charges: Criminal damage, failure to appear
Aw man, arrested on 80’s night?

3.)

Charges: Probation violation
High fashion.

2.)

Charges: Aggravated assault
I got scribble on my face, but don’t call me scribble-face.

1.)

 
Charges: Left: Escape, marijuana possession, Right: Disorderly conduct
Jail: A Love Story.

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