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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, most of our inmates have confusing tattoos. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Minor in possession of liquor
Illuminati!
9.)
Charges: Misconduct involving weapons
Tsk-tsk, Peyton.
8.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear, possession of drug paraphernalia
Whatever that says, it’s certainly dumb.
7.)
Charges: Dangerous drug possession, narcotic drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Not sure if letters, or cinnamon rolls.
6.)
Charges: Probation violation, assault, criminal littering, theft, failure to appear, ignition interlock device violation
Probably not a Notre Dame grad.
5.)
Charges: Dangerous drug possession, possession of drugs in a drug-free zone, possession of drug paraphernalia, shoplifting, failure to appear
The big dipper!
4.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine, criminal trespassing, failure to appear
Well, you’ve got the angry face perfected.
3.)
Charges: Aggravated DUI
Virgin Mary, or lady in a sweatshirt taking a nap?
2.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Well, it’s better than “MOMMY ISSUES.”
1.)
Charges: Assault, shoplifting
Dentists love him!
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