At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, we have some disappointments. Enjoy!
10.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing When you try to look like a badass but actually give Blue Steel.
9.)
Charges: DUI, DUI on a suspended license Beetleginger or Gingerjuice?
8.)
Charges: Probation violation Ma'am, can you tell us exactly what you tought you taw?
7.)
Charges: DUI, extreme DUI, failure to appear Can a guy just enjoy a Grateful Dead tribute band these days?
6.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to pay a fine Drop the deuce!
5.)
Charges:Failure to appear, probation violation, consuming liquor in public, theft When you find out your new girlfriend has a Y chromosome.
4.)
Charges: Marijuana production, marijuana possession Let's hope that tattoo "artist" is still unforgiven.
3.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing Looks like someone met a policeman at the barber shop.
2.)
Charges: Failure to register as a sex offender, criminal littering, false reporting to law enforcement Looks like Alicia found a keeper.
1.)
Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, criminal damage Look at the bright side -- it can't possibly get any worse.
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