Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, our alleged offenders are all dressed to impress, perhaps with blue hair, a surgical mask, face tattoos, or a head full of what appears to be fried onions. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Assault, unlawful imprisonment, disorderly conduct
We’ll keep an open mind and say this could be a doctor arrested in the middle of brain surgery, or, or, it could be that this guy can’t stop spitting on cops.

9.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing, disorderly conduct
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.

8.)

Charges: Failure to appear, criminal damage, assault
Tom Brady looks different.

7.)

Charges: Criminal damage, failure to appear
This lady doesn’t like pink, she is pink. Like, to the point that she’s probably eating that stuff they feed salmon.

6.)

Charges: False reporting to law enforcement, driving on a suspended license
Well, now isn’t that something.

5.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Dreadlocks on some pot-smokin’ hippie? Nope. French’s fried onions.

Also, possibly earthworms.

4.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
That time when Morticia Addams was a rebellious young lady, did some drugs, and ran off with a motorcycle gang.

3.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Wow, what a coincidence. Us too!

2.)

Charges: Probation violation
Unfortunately, what appears to be a grade-A awesome cat T-shirt is cropped out of this one.

1.)

Charges: Probation violation
“Hey there pretty la . . . Oh God.”
*Runs straight into traffic.*
*Dies*

BONUS)

Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia
This guy’s been in the weekly mugshots so much that we can’t just not include him.