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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Expect the Unexpected

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

With this week's offenders, you may want to expect the unexpected. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Failure to appear
Anyone else do their hair with a Jell-O mold?

9.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drugs in a drug-free zone, possession of drug paraphernalia
This guy, by Louis Vuitton®

8.)

Charges: Failure to appear
This man does not appear to have a mouth.

7.)

Charges: Assault
There is a 13-year-old in that middle-aged man's body.

6.)

Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
The meanest-lookin' Jew you'll see today.

5.)

Charges: Assault
This is what happens to indecisive people.

4.)

Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia
It's the only way this guy's ever going to be near something that's five stars. BOOM, ROASTED.

3.)

Charges: Failure to appear, assault, consuming liquor in public
Come 'ere baby, mwah mwah mwah.

2.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Can this guy possibly look any happier?

1.)

Charges: Criminal damage, theft, shoplifting, failure to appear, disorderly conduct
We're glad you asked. Yes, yes he can.

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