Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Face Reading

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we read the inmates’ faces — mostly thanks to face tattoos. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Failure to appear, driving on a suspended license, criminal trespassing
A face only a mother could love.

9.)

Charges: Armed robbery, child abuse, criminal damage, unlawful flight from law enforcement, endangerment
You’ll never guess who got arrested twice last week!

8.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct
You seem to have had a critter on your face.

7.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license, criminal damage, failure to appear
Go Devils!

6.)

Charges: Shoplifting, disorderly conduct
Based on the shoplifting charge, we’re assuming dollar bills are not something this gentleman has.

5.)

Charges: Unlawful use of transportation
Look who learned his shapes!

4.)

Charges: Theft, failure to pay a fine
The look after opening a door you’re not supposed to open.

3.)

Charges: Issuing a bad check
Phoenix?! Us too!

2.)

Charges: Probation violation
Pee Jazz?
Free Jamboree?
Flee Jail?
Puree Jalapenos?
Glee Jam?

1.)

Charges: Aggravated assault on a minor, unlawful imprisonment, criminal trespassing, resisting arrest, possession of drug paraphernalia
That’s right folks, family first.

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