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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we read the inmates’ faces — mostly thanks to face tattoos. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Failure to appear, driving on a suspended license, criminal trespassing
A face only a mother could love.
9.)
Charges: Armed robbery, child abuse, criminal damage, unlawful flight from law enforcement, endangerment
You’ll never guess who got arrested twice last week!
8.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
You seem to have had a critter on your face.
7.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license, criminal damage, failure to appear
Go Devils!
6.)
Charges: Shoplifting, disorderly conduct
Based on the shoplifting charge, we’re assuming dollar bills are not something this gentleman has.
5.)
Charges: Unlawful use of transportation
Look who learned his shapes!
4.)
Charges: Theft, failure to pay a fine
The look after opening a door you’re not supposed to open.
3.)
Charges: Issuing a bad check
Phoenix?! Us too!
2.)
Charges: Probation violation
Pee Jazz?
Free Jamboree?
Flee Jail?
Puree Jalapenos?
Glee Jam?
1.)
Charges: Aggravated assault on a minor, unlawful imprisonment, criminal trespassing, resisting arrest, possession of drug paraphernalia
That’s right folks, family first.
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