Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Gallery of Regret

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we’re certain our inmates have a regret or two about the choices they’ve made. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Probation violation
Kids, this is what happens when you drink too much Mountain Dew.

9.)

Charges: Misconduct involving weapons, marijuana possession, driving on a suspended license, excessive speeding
Wait, so you got a tattoo to replace your hair and still gave yourself a receding hairline?

8.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession
Anyone*

7.)

Charges: Threatening, criminal damage, disorderly conduct
What is that even supposed to be? A half-bird, half-lizard with eyebrows, wearing a baseball hat and chewing sunflower seeds?

6.)

Charges: Failure to comply with a court order
The half-Hey Arnold.

5.)

Charges: Threatening, shoplifting
Dude, it’s your face, not a coloring book.

4.)

Charges: Interfering with a judicial proceeding
Half sad.

3.)

Charges: Probation violation
Full sad.

2.)

Charges: Probation violation
That’s classy as hell.

1.)

Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, criminal damage
WTF.

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