At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, all of our alleged offenders get mad.
Charges: Marijuana possession
Got a D on the algebra test.
Charges: Assault, criminal littering
This gentleman has seen something that can't be unseen.
Charges: Criminal trespassing
This is why you always let E.T. phone home.
Charges: Criminal trespassing, resisting arrest, false reporting to law enforcement
And this all happened at a Twisted Sister concert.
Charges: Probation violation
I always thought the guy with the "fuck what you think" neck tattoo would be going big places in life.
Charges: Open container of liquor in vehicle
Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
Well, the only jobs this fellow is likely to get are drugs salesman and arena football player.
Charges: Misconduct involving weapons
Worst vacation ever.
Charges: Failure to appear
A classic look: "I left the top down on my Miata, and now there's someone peeing in it."
Spoiler alert: "Bonafied" ain't a word.
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