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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, our inmates are the types to go their own way. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
Question: Does he wake up his neighbors every morning with a cock-a-doodle-doo?
9.)
Charges: Consuming liquor in public
And what’s your favorite color?
8.)
Charges: Control of stolen property, unlawful use of transportation
Mmm . . . powdered doughnuts.
7.)
Charges: Issuing a bad check
In case you can’t read Mr. Goebbels’ forehead here, it says in German, “One People, One Leader.” Hate to break it to you, but Hitler is very, very dead.
6.)
Charges: Marijuana transportation and/or sales, conspiracy, illegal control of an enterprise, marijuana possession
Denial: Using hair gel on 16 hairs.
5.)
Charges: Not available
Don’t worry, no one was going to anyway.
4.)
Charges: Armed robbery, theft of transportation, robbery, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person
Is this an off-Broadway production of Cats?
3.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession
It kind of sucks when all of your girlfriends have to be named Heather.
2.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
Pucker up, baby!
1.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
That’s love, folks.
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