Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Goofy Gang

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we found some extraordinarily goofy people among our alleged offenders. Enjoy.

12.)

Charges: Probation violation
It looks like those horns are bedazzled.

11.)

Charges: Kidnapping, sexual assault, burglary
Well, if it’s any consolation, this didn’t happen on Father’s Day.

10.)

Charges: Assault
“Cadillac Misty.” What.

9.)

Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, dangerous-drug possession
That is some lovely ribbon on your forehead.

8.)

Charges: Probation violation
Ah, the refreshing sounds of the Viking Men’s Choir.

7.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
The problem is, you kind of need a neck for a neck tattoo to work.

6.)

Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
Giggles McGiggly.

5.)

Charges: Shoplifting
Here’s a monster that hides under children’s beds.

4.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing
One half of the Sticky Bandits, of Home Alone fame.

3.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
I hope you dance, but also jump rope?

2.)

Charges: Trafficking stolen property, burglary, theft
Let’s break down this sorry-ass neck tattoo: It vaguely looks like the Oakland Raiders logo, except instead of a pirate in a football helmet, a 4-year-old was asked to sketch the Unabomber, and he decided to put baseball bats in the background instead of swords.

1.)

Charges: Failure to appear
Looks like someone’s turning 11 today!

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