Audio By Carbonatix
At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we find the happiest group of imprisoned people we’ve ever seen (and sort them by amount of happiness).
14.)
Charges: Shoplifting
He’s really holding it back. We know it’s there.
13.)
Charges: Probation violation
Looks like someone doesn’t know how to say “cheese.”
12.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
World’s biggest smile without showing teeth.
11.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession
How we all looked as children when we were pissed off and our parents forced us to smile for pictures.
10.)
Charges: DUI
Crappy smile, crappier haircut.
9.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing, theft, failure to appear, false reporting to law enforcement
There we go.
8.)
Charges: Aggravated assault
Awww yeah.
7.)
Charges: Prisoner possessing contraband
He’d show more teeth if he had ’em.
6.)
Charges: Not available
That’s one jolly fellow.
5.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, aggravated DUI, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to appear
Just happy to be here.
4.)
Charges: Public sexual indecency with contact, disorderly conduct
Remember, these people are in jail.
3.)
Charges: Not available
Approaching enlightenment.
2.)
Charges: Marijuana possession
Bliss.
1.)
Charges: Minor under 21 with liquor in body
You have achieved nirvana.
