Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Hobbies and Interests

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we look into the hobbies and interests of our inmates. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Shoplifting
Who likes soy sauce so much that they own a Kikkoman shirt?

9.)

Charges: Marijuana possession
“Hold on to your butts.” Jurassic Park.

8.)

Charges: Failure to appear
This shirt undoubtedly says, “In cash we trust,” which is exactly what your bail bondsman is going to say.

7.)

Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
SoCal Jesus.

6.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license, failure to appear
Our only guess for what that is would be Porygon from Pokémon.

5.)

Charges: Probation violation
Dollar dollar bill, you all.

4.)

Charges: Aggravated assault
Free advice: Get tattoos from someone with legible handwriting. It appears to say, “Lemontown &snt Prom(squiggles).” Okay.

3.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of marijuana for sale
Big Channing Tatum fan?

2.)

Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person
Whoa, relax pal, it’s our first date.

1.)

Charges: Unlawful flight from law enforcement vehicle, criminal damage
It’s never the right day to swear a Slightly Stoopid shirt.

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