Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Just Pointing It Out

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we’re just pointing out some things. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Bird gang!

9.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia

8.)

Charges: Marijuana possession (Surprise!)
If Jamaica were a small town in Norway.

7.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine
There are very few Diamondbacks tattoos out there, but this is clearly the worst one in the world.

6.)

Charges: Criminal damage
Avondale? Like the crap town on the outskirts of Phoenix? Maybe PAYSON would make for a more badass tat.

5.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of a weapon in a drug offense, possession of drug paraphernalia
Children, this is NOT Santa.

4.)

Charges: Resisting arrest, shoplifting, disorderly conduct
Isn’t this the Arizona Cardinals’ third-round pick?

3.)

Charges: Marijuana possession
Fixed it:

2.)

Charges: Fugitive of justice

1.)

Charges: Criminal damage
Rub-a-dub-dub, Lord thanks for the grub. Amen.