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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Keep It Weird

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.This week, our alleged offenders definitely keep it...
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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, our alleged offenders definitely keep it weird. Enjoy.

10.)


Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, marijuana possession, theft of a credit card, using electronic communications in a drug transaction, possession of drug paraphernalia
World's least-badass face tattoo.


9.)


Charges: Resisting arrest, assault, disorderly conduct
Maybe these guys are in a gang together . . . the dangerous Stars, Butterflies, and Ponies street gang.


8.)


Charges: Forgery, illegally obtaining a narcotic drug
Possible, but unconfirmed male mermaid.


7.)


Charges: Probation violation
Is that even a homo sapien?


6.)


Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, theft
That neck tat says "ambition," and I'm beginning to think there's a definition of ambition that we don't know about.


5.)


Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, dangerous-drug transportation, driving on a suspended license, failure to appear
The guy keeping L.A. Looks gel in business.


4.)


Charges: Criminal damage
Just lemon juice in the eye.


3.)


Charges: Forgery, illegally obtaining a narcotic drug
Yup.


2.)


Charges: Assault, failure to appear
"Ya dun-diddily-did what?!"


1.)


Charges: Disorderly conduct
Possibilities:
-Watching Jesus descend from the heavens
-Being abducted by UFO
-Both

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