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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we find a whole range of emotions, from mad, to glad, to just plain weird. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Batman comin’.
9.)
Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person
DAMN you are one scary-looking individual.
8.)
Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
You suck at this, Waldo.
7.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Nope, that’s not what eyebrows look like.
6.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine, criminal damage
For those who don’t know, Greasewood Flat closed this week, so this is not this guy’s favorite week.
5.)
Charges: Shoplifting
Whatever that says, it’s dumb.
4.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, failure to appear
Is there no age limit on lip rings?
3.)
Charges: Reckless burning, assault
Hey there.
2.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
This guy is so mad he looks like he needs an exorcism.
1.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person
We do not want to know anything about what’s going on below this picture.
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