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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we take a look at the melting pot of jail, with alleged offenders from all walks of life. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Probation violation
Well, I mean, the threat of a bio-hazard was kind of assumed.
9.)
Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
Advantages: Ability to hang paintings from head.
8.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Not what everyone meant by, “Whatever makes you happy.”
7.)
Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia
We’ve seen this hairstyle before:
6.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Mustache + mullet = party, sponsored by Budweiser.
5.)
Charges: Probation violation
Skills: Knitting, playing a demon at haunted houses.
4.)
Charges: Assault
Likelihood this alleged assault involved a ukulele or Jimmy Buffett CD: High.
3.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Well, it’s better than this guy wearing an actual bandolier.
2.)
Charges: Criminal damage
Hometown: La La Land, USA.
1.)
Charges: Aggravated assault, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, disorderly conduct
Fonzie’s punk-ass grandson.
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