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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Not a Care in the World

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we find some alleged offenders who don't appear to give a damn about anything. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Failure to appear
That mustache ate this man's lips.

9.)

Charges: Probation violation
Note to self: Find a tattoo artist who can color inside the lines.

8.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
We'd say the odds are pretty good that this guy's a wizard.

7.)

Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Here's someone who probably isn't good at making decisions.

6.)

Charges: Criminal damage
Guess who's not giving a damn today.

5.)

Charges: Unlawful flight from law enforcement
Now there's a face tattoo we can agree with. No, not "fuck what you think" -- we're talking about the "silence is golden" one.

4.)

Charges: Aggravated DUI, failure to pay a fine
Jail: practically Disneyland.

3.)

Charges: Child or vulnerable adult abuse, endangerment, disorderly conduct, cruel mistreatment of an animal, criminal trespassing
All that, and she still managed to reach down and pull out a smile. How about that.

2.)

Charges: Probation violation

1.)

Charges: Burglary, possession of drugs in a drug-free zone, possession of drug paraphernalia
If the zombie apocalypse comes, look no further for patient zero.

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