At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
Kids, don't grow up to be these people.
Charges: Failure to pay a fine Good work boys, we caught the Mudman.
Charges: Failure to appear In the words of the great Randy Moss, "Straight cash, homie."
Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, dangerous-drug possession, failure to pay a fine Laugh cow diet lace?
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia If you can't afford a Corvette to handle your mid-life crisis, just go with a mohawk.
Charges: Assault I'll take people who don't know where they are right now for $200, Alex.
Charges: Assault Mista businessman, doin' business.
Charges: Probation violation Baby Carrot Top
Charges: Endangerment, disorderly conduct involving weapons, assault What's that mustache called? Reverse Hitler?
Charges: Theft Do NOT walk into another man's mugshot.
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Charges: Probation violation Dennis Rodman's influence on hair styling lives on.
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