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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
Kids, don’t grow up to be these people.
10.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Good work boys, we caught the Mudman.
9.)
Charges: Failure to appear
In the words of the great Randy Moss, “Straight cash, homie.”
8.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, dangerous-drug possession, failure to pay a fine
Laugh cow diet lace?
7.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
If you can’t afford a Corvette to handle your mid-life crisis, just go with a mohawk.
6.)
Charges: Assault
I’ll take people who don’t know where they are right now for $200, Alex.
5.)
Charges: Assault
Mista businessman, doin’ business.
4.)
Charges: Probation violation
Baby Carrot Top
3.)
Charges: Endangerment, disorderly conduct involving weapons, assault
What’s that mustache called? Reverse Hitler?
2.)
Charges: Theft
Do NOT walk into another man’s mugshot.
1.)
Charges: Probation violation
Dennis Rodman’s influence on hair styling lives on.
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