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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we find some odds and ends among the alleged offenders. Enjoy.
12.)
Charges: Probation violation, false reporting to law enforcement
You do NOT want to know what’s going on below this photo.
11.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
Here’s a guy who knows how to make the best of a situation.
10.)
Charges: Shoplifting
9.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
Have you ever thought that you lost your hands, but then cried with joy when you realized you still had them? Neither have I.
8.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing, endangerment
Myspace!!
7.)
Charges: Drinking in public
Ever chugged so many blue Icees that you got arrested?
6.)
Charges: Failure to appear
Um. What.
5.)
Charges: Assault, criminal damage, failure to appear
If Star Trek had cat-people, well . . .
4.)
Charges: Probation violation
Even Jimmy Buffett fans get neck tats.
3.)
Charges: Assault
2.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, DUI, driving on a suspended license
1.)
Charges: Failure to appear