At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, all of our alleged offenders are a bit out of the ordinary. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, narcotic drugs for sale
Hi, 1986 just sent us a fax asking for its hair back.
9.)
Charges: Endangerment, marijuana possession, assault
Ew, broccoli.
8.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
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7.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
That's a nipple.
6.)
Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated domestic violence, aggravated assault, criminal damage, disorderly conduct
Wow, that lady is hideous.
5.)
Charges: Assault, failure to appear, criminal trespassing
Category: Guys you would not want to catch you cheating at a poker game.
4.)
Charges: Not available
Te-he-he!
3.)
Charges: Not available
2.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, DUI
In case you didn't notice, the camera usually doesn't go this low.
1.)
Charges: Not available
Face tattoo that looks vaguely like a penis? Check.